Layer? And I 'Ardly Even Knew 'Er!

So there's this girl.
Simple.

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend.
Less simple.

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend and he and I are bros.
Troubling.

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend and he and I are bros and also there is this other girl.
Should be simple again.

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend and he and I are bros and also there is this other girl and she has a boyfriend too.
Well shit.

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend and he and I are bros and also there is this other girl and she has a boyfriend too and also there is this other other girl.
Oh okay, phew.

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend and he and I are bros and also there is this other girl and she has a boyfriend too and also there is this other other girl and she's my best friend.
Uh. Yeah. This is either much better of much worse. I'm going with better

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend and he and I are bros and also there is this other girl and she has a boyfriend too and also there is this other other girl and she's my best friend and she's single.

Easiest choice ever, right?

So there's this girl and she has a boyfriend and he and I are bros and also there is this other girl and she has a boyfriend too and also there is this other other girl and she's my best friend and she's single but she's celibate.

Fuck.